Erazats News

My liver has exploded and I have been put into a coma. I won’t be able to write until tomorrow. Sorry I let you down, kids.

Well, were tired of waiting so were doing another Photo Quote. This means we’ll post the few quotes that were posted. Hopefully MORE of YOU will post quotes. Here they are:
-”Yo brotha, who been stole my turntables?!” -Yamaki
-“Zoinks!” - Chuck Williams
-”Yesterday after the park service lady kicked me in the groin, my nuts swelled up to here!” -Nuts for you

Our next photo’s posted above. Please post. Until next time, see ya.

Around 1pm, a fire broke out at the house of Mr. and Mrs. Burns, on Ember St. Luckily, the couple escaped and nobody else was hurt. Also luckily, the living room is still intact, (if you exclude the missing wall and water damage.) Other than that though, the rest of the house is completely gone. After the firemen and a determined 3 year-old put out the fire, police and a determined 5 year-old began the investigation.

Around an hour later, Jr. Officer Timmy, (a.k.a. the determined 5 year-old,) made an incredible discovery. Under the sink was a leaky pipe. At first, the over weight, donut loving, police force was skeptical of little Timmy’s discover. As most people think, they thought that water couldn’t couldn’t start a fire. Timmy was right however. According to police investigation scientist, Dr. Phraud, the drop of water could have started the fire. He explained that first the drop of water would fall through a hole in the floor into the basement. Mr. Phlaame, the Burn’s family cat, (who is easily startled and likes to sit on a basement shelf directly under the sink’s location,) would have felt the drop. This sudden feeling of wetness would have startled him and caused him to run forward. When running forward, he would hit the nearby bowling ball and knock it off the shelf. The bowling ball would land on a board, (which is in the see-saw position,) and cause it to fling a nail into a wire on the ceiling. Electricity to travel through wooden ceiling supports and start a fire.

Both Mr Phlaame and the drop of water escaped the scene, but the bowling ball, and nail were taken into custody. Their hearing is on Smarch 33, 20006. If convicted guilty of arson, they will have a life sentence with no parole. Until next time, see ya.