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		<title>Serious Business: Staz Eht Nioj</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As you may notice, we need writers! Porter and I tend to be pretty busy (I&#8217;m in Puerto Rico as I type this), and it&#8217;s tough for us to supply you with girly giggles every single day.
So you ask, what are the benefits of becoming an Erazats writer? Take a look:

Free cookies.
National recognition.
A percentage of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Daily Blab: Gang War Saves Thousands From Death</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In Weepohlooteh, Nevada, a gang war broke out between the cities two most dangerous and criminal gangs, the Bastahdes and the Ayhohlles. Both gangs have been rivaling and working against each other for over a decade now, and the people of Weepohloteh were not surprised to see a gang war. The two gangs have always [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Breaking News: Erazats Reporter Changes Name Despite Fangirls</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Just a few minutes ago, while being jumped all over by fangirls, beloved Erazats writer Isuko Ninja has legally changed his name to R.E. Porter. Proceeding his actions, said fangirls ran away at the sight of the new name. However, Porter has found great relief in a new name, noting that he can now &#8220;be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Recent Discoveries: Weight Loss Ice Cream</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We do realize that it&#8217;s somewhat early to reveal the latest technologies to our readers since the last revelation, but this one is too exciting to pass up.
The day was Sunday. It was a cool afternoon in Southeastern Pennsylvania. The brand? Ben &#038; Jerry&#8217;s. An extremely obese (180lbs.) woman eating ice cream in her backyard [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In The News: McDonald&#8217;s ordered by Supreme Court to reduce food poison portions.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This morning, the Supreme Court won a trial against McDonald&#8217;s regarding the amount of poison included in each portion of McDonald&#8217;s &#8220;food&#8221;. The court ordered that they reduce the poison levels in their food by 97%, bringing popular burgers such as the 32oz. Big Mac down to a measly 0.4oz burger. Drinks made by other [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Recent Discoveries: Breakthrough Rubber Used to Create Pen Grips</title>
		<description><![CDATA[After his near-death experience involving a rubber pen grip, rubber specialist and highly acclaimed scientologist Tom Caruze headed to the lab to make sure nobody else would ever have to come close to fate the way he did. We inquired about his accident with utmost respect.
&#8220;So we&#8217;re assuming you choked or something stupid,&#8221; asked Erazats [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Word of the Week: Phallagulite</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Phallagulite (fah-lad-jew-lite) (adj.)
1. To be a natural spaz or weirdo. One who knows no bounds when it comes to casual conversations. 2. To be like Yamaki&#8217;s mom. 3. One with extreme intellect who never decides to publically display it.
Example Phrase: &#8220;That phallagulite neighbor of mine knows perfectly well how to fix my driveway, but keeps [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.erazats.com/?p=59</link>
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		<title>New Logo?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So we&#8217;s got a new logo. I suppose you should comment on it huh? The more you give us input, the more we can improve  !
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		<link>http://www.erazats.com/?p=58</link>
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		<title>Erazats Coming Back in Full Swing!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m happy to announce that I&#8217;ve finally transferred Erazats to my own server and am now hosing it on a wordpress blog instead of crappy (sorry!) blogger. We should be up and running, writing articles again, with our own NEW logo, extremely soon. I&#8217;m talking a couple of days. Get ready for it!  
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		<link>http://www.erazats.com/?p=57</link>
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		<title>Recent Discoveries: Chicken Milk</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ In the small town of Popcornnchikenz, Texas, a recent absence in cows has forced local farmers to look for a new kind of dairy. Luckily they discovered that chickens can produce an orange milk like substance when squeezed violently. This milk like substance or &#8220;Chicken Milk&#8221; has been succsefully used to make all sorts [...]]]></description>
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