Just a few minutes ago, while being jumped all over by fangirls, beloved Erazats writer Isuko Ninja has legally changed his name to R.E. Porter. Proceeding his actions, said fangirls ran away at the sight of the new name. However, Porter has found great relief in a new name, noting that he can now “be like one of those mysterious authors” (read: J.K. Rowling). Porter is already back in his office and hard at work striving to deliver to you the best news from around the world.
Worry not, former Isuko fans. Porter has merely changed a name, not a personality. You will still be able to mail him fan letters with requests for autographs at his usual address, which I will not remind you of. This is the beginning of a new era! …zats.
-Yamaki Tsuki, Erazats News
