http://www.erazats.com World News for the Hopless Sat, 12 Apr 2008 17:46:41 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Here at Erazats there is a question which we are often asked: "Who are you, why do only post all of your articles a year apart from eachother, and what's up with the topic inconsistency?" Those questions are probably better left answered another time. But for now let's talk about ... http://www.erazats.com/2008/04/serious-business-ego-booster-2008-torrent-boosting/ In Weepohlooteh, Nevada, a gang war broke out between the cities two most dangerous and criminal gangs, the Bastahdes and the Ayhohlles. Both gangs have been rivaling and working against each other for over a decade now, and the people of Weepohloteh were not surprised to see a gang war. ... http://www.erazats.com/2007/08/daily-blab-gang-war-saves-thousands-from-death/ Just a few minutes ago, while being jumped all over by fangirls, beloved Erazats writer Isuko Ninja has legally changed his name to R.E. Porter. Proceeding his actions, said fangirls ran away at the sight of the new name. However, Porter has found great relief in a new name, noting ... http://www.erazats.com/2007/08/breaking-news-erazats-reporter-changes-name-despite-fangirls/ We do realize that it's somewhat early to reveal the latest technologies to our readers since the last revelation, but this one is too exciting to pass up. The day was Sunday. It was a cool afternoon in Southeastern Pennsylvania. The brand? Ben & Jerry's. An extremely obese (180lbs.) woman eating ... http://www.erazats.com/2007/08/recent-discoveries-weight-loss-ice-cream/ This morning, the Supreme Court won a trial against McDonald's regarding the amount of poison included in each portion of McDonald's "food". The court ordered that they reduce the poison levels in their food by 97%, bringing popular burgers such as the 32oz. Big Mac down to a measly 0.4oz ... http://www.erazats.com/2007/08/in-the-news-mcdonalds-ordered-by-supreme-court-to-reduce-food-poison-portions/ After his near-death experience involving a rubber pen grip, rubber specialist and highly acclaimed scientologist Tom Caruze headed to the lab to make sure nobody else would ever have to come close to fate the way he did. We inquired about his accident with utmost respect. "So we're assuming you choked ... http://www.erazats.com/2007/08/recent-discoveries-breakthrough-rubber-used-to-create-pen-grips/ In the small town of Popcornnchikenz, Texas, a recent absence in cows has forced local farmers to look for a new kind of dairy. Luckily they discovered that chickens can produce an orange milk like substance when squeezed violently. This milk like substance or "Chicken Milk" has been succsefully ... http://www.erazats.com/2006/07/recent-discoveries-chicken-milk/ Mr. Kidzrguna Dy, a resident in East Dallas recently completed his goal of building a 3x3 foot miniature basketball court model in his backyard. He created the model to help him plan the layout of his brand-new 3x3 mile McDonalds that he's planning to build this fall. When we asked ... http://www.erazats.com/2006/07/basketball-banned-in-9-square-foot-court-locals-riot/ This morning, British gang "Da Gurli Men," consisting of the Gurli brothers, released their new classical album entitled "U R Gona B Dead". The record company that they were working with almost didn't accept the title, but the owner of the label says they threatened him by claiming "If U ... http://www.erazats.com/2006/06/british-gang-releases-classical-album/ My liver has exploded and I have been put into a coma. I won't be able to write until tomorrow. Sorry I let you down, kids. http://www.erazats.com/2006/04/bad-news/